10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You have to piss with the dick you have