10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.