10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts