10 Random Poker Quotes

God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers