10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?