10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"