10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer