10 Random Poker Quotes

Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
Why not, when some because there are three.
Fold and live to fold again
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth