10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "No river, no fish."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.