10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes