10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.