10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon