10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.