10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright