10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?