10 Random Poker Quotes

Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
"All-in, bitches!!!"
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'