10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Welcome to kicker school
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.