10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"