10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow