10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP