10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Those eggs smell delicious!