10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."