10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon