10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth