10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.