10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.