10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Welcome to kicker school
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss