10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it