10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.