10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson