10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)