10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for loners.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."