10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.