10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.