10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth