10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003