10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.