10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.