10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls