10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.