10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Welcome to kicker school
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob