10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury