10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'