10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is