10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls