10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson