10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!