10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson