10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth