10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die